The Onion? 

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 10/18/2017 at 15:28 • Filed to: None

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I’m ok with this.

For Sweden > CalzoneGolem 10/18/2017 at 15:32

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Why the dividing line?

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > CalzoneGolem 10/18/2017 at 15:32

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I didn’t notice it being all stealthy up there.

benjrblant > CalzoneGolem 10/18/2017 at 15:33

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Woah, when did the onion move to kinja? also, no comments on it? weird.

For Sweden > CalzoneGolem 10/18/2017 at 15:33

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Oh no...the Onion is on Kinja

The Onion is one CSS-tag away from having a comments section

Chariotoflove > For Sweden 10/18/2017 at 15:34

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Have you never smelled raw onions?

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > For Sweden 10/18/2017 at 15:34

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This is gonna be fun....

Censored > For Sweden 10/18/2017 at 15:34

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Everything to the left is clearly 100% fact and everything to the right is satirical.

Chariotoflove > Censored 10/18/2017 at 15:35

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I like you.

WilliamsSW > Censored 10/18/2017 at 15:37

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I think you have that backwards.

jimz > CalzoneGolem 10/18/2017 at 15:40

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well, with the AV Club moved over, it was only a matter of time.

as long as I can find the “Owls are Assholes” lede I’ll be happy.

Censored > WilliamsSW 10/18/2017 at 15:44

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Nah, backwards would imply that the Onion was factual, which they clearly accept that they are not. I was just half wrong or half right depending on your opto/pessi leanings.

TheRevanchist > CalzoneGolem 10/18/2017 at 15:50

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Now I finally have a home to comment where no one can tell the difference between satirical humor and just being dumb. HOME!

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > CalzoneGolem 10/18/2017 at 15:55

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Wow! Welcome addition.

Wonder how much they spent...

For Sweden > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 10/18/2017 at 15:57

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The Onion (Univision) bought Kinja (Gizmodo Media Group)

Urambo Tauro > CalzoneGolem 10/18/2017 at 15:59

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!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > For Sweden 10/18/2017 at 15:59

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Ah, so Univision already owned The Onion? Didn’t realize.

Urambo Tauro > For Sweden 10/18/2017 at 16:00

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The line is probably due to the satire. The main GMG blogs are otherwise ordered alphabetically.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > For Sweden 10/18/2017 at 16:01

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And now it makes sense why the Jalop bros will be on Fusion.

https://corporate.univision.com/portfolio/

Biased Plies > CalzoneGolem 10/18/2017 at 16:19

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Will Ash’s post be reinstated in light of this development?

/ok, NOW I’m shitstirring

/Sorry

/nobanpls

McMike > For Sweden 10/18/2017 at 16:29

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Not Kinja, but they are owned by Univision.

For Sweden > McMike 10/18/2017 at 16:30

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Click the link, The Onion is on Kinja

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > McMike 10/18/2017 at 16:32

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It’s in kinja now.

HammerheadFistpunch > For Sweden 10/18/2017 at 16:39

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No comments section though...for now. Thats going to be interesting.

McMike > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 10/18/2017 at 16:41

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I had no idea. Last time I visited the site, it wasn’t.

No comments, though. Probably for the best.

WilliamsSW > TheRevanchist 10/18/2017 at 16:47

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Wait, I think that describes most of the main GMG sites already?

TheRevanchist > WilliamsSW 10/18/2017 at 16:52

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Also, Gawrker .

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > CalzoneGolem 10/18/2017 at 16:53

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They’ve been on the new bottom bar for a few weeks now.

McMike > For Sweden 10/18/2017 at 17:09

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RIP Onion.

Chris Clarke > For Sweden 10/18/2017 at 17:13

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#Kinjad

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > CalzoneGolem 10/18/2017 at 17:19

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Nom Nom nom nom....

ttyymmnn > CalzoneGolem 10/18/2017 at 17:23

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Having The Onion on Kinja is stupid. It doesn’t look like a newspaper any more, and that was the whole point.

BKosher84 > CalzoneGolem 10/18/2017 at 17:37

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I mean, they brought in The AV Club, which was a Onion property I believe so this makes sense.

nermal > CalzoneGolem 10/18/2017 at 17:58

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I’m excited to read the comments once their stuff starts getting cross-posted and intermingled with the other sites.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > McMike 10/18/2017 at 18:15

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Same.

XJDano > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 10/18/2017 at 18:19

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So will the other blogs get TV shows? Life hacker, DeadSpin, Jez, gizmodo, iO9???

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > For Sweden 10/18/2017 at 18:34

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It’s where you cross over to the dark side...

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > For Sweden 10/18/2017 at 18:36

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I’m looking forward to it. Onions go well with Manwiches...

functionoverfashion > CalzoneGolem 10/18/2017 at 20:54

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Interesting! I was really confused for a minute there... I just noticed it a few minutes ago...

Justin T. Westbrook > CalzoneGolem 10/19/2017 at 01:11

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I anticipate half of the Jalopnik staff migrating to The Onion within 12 months.

CalzoneGolem > Justin T. Westbrook 10/19/2017 at 08:02

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Jason is a natural fit.

CalzoneGolem > functionoverfashion 10/19/2017 at 08:03

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I for one welcome our multi layered overlords.

CalzoneGolem > nermal 10/19/2017 at 08:04

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The top comment of every non-onion post is something along the lines of, “Wait ... is this the onion?”

CalzoneGolem > BKosher84 10/19/2017 at 08:04

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TIL

CalzoneGolem > ttyymmnn 10/19/2017 at 08:05

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Get with the times gramps! No one reads words off processed tree corpses!

CalzoneGolem > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 10/19/2017 at 08:06

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I must not look at it.

CalzoneGolem > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 10/19/2017 at 08:09

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And calzones.

CalzoneGolem > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 10/19/2017 at 08:10

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You didn’t notice the smell?

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > CalzoneGolem 10/19/2017 at 08:24

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Must be out of fluid for the smellivision.

functionoverfashion > CalzoneGolem 10/19/2017 at 09:46

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Ash78 needs to somehow get his recent stuff moved over there....

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > CalzoneGolem 10/19/2017 at 11:40

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Sounds like we have the beginnings of an Onion-compatible buffet!

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > CalzoneGolem 10/20/2017 at 10:48

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I like the Onion but if it gets kinja comments we’ll all get to see how no one actually gets anything on the internet really fast.

CalzoneGolem > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 10/20/2017 at 10:52

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I’m hoping it stays cordoned off in its own container.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > XJDano 10/23/2017 at 07:31

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I could see some others getting a series...

19JRC99 > CalzoneGolem 10/23/2017 at 13:31

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Well, with all the main sites, they’ll have PLENTY of material.